October 2004

Inside this Issue:

  • Words by me
  • Words and a photo by Tracy
  • How to Kill Time - Part 2 by Brad
  • A Computer Tip by Craig
  • Meet Larry

Hey There All,

This will be the last newsletter from me for a while, as its time to pass the reins to the new PnP Committee. I have had a lot of fun writing and assembling this newsletter, and I would advise anyone to give it a go.

Before we get too far into this newsletter, I want to congratulate Dan on his recent appointment to the ADoP position. I have great faith in his abilities, and I have been lucky enough to get to know him both at the lunch table and on the train. And that is where you really get to know someone, take it from me.

That will do for words from me for a while. We have another top ten list this month, a far more entertaining way to fill in the front page than listening to me.

Here we go:
TOP TEN ESL TEXTBOOKS, A list compiled by David Axon.

The following list is not only a bit of fun, but my own small tribute to those working tirelessly to push the boundaries of ESL teaching with their own innovative texts. What follows is by no means an exhaustive list.

  1. Miscommunication in Business
  2. Never Really Getting Ahead (I did think of another name for this one, but people told me it would never get past the censors on the grounds of bad taste)
  3. Lack of Business Opportunities
  4. Business Misadventures 1 and 2
  5. New - but still not much - Interchanged 1?
  6. The So-so Grammar Book
  7. Trying to Understand and Use English Grammar
  8. Talk About It (Not funny unless you ask a Canadian to say it)
  9. No Real Impact Topics
  10. Lots of Qs but not many As.

    So there you go. Don't forget to pencil in the Halloween party on your calendars? It is a blast . The last two years have seen some great costumes, and some even better intoxication! I am sure that this year we can go better on both counts! It'll be coming up in a month or so, look to your Social Committee for news about it. Also remember, that you are paying for these parties, so you may as well get something back for your hard-earned, and have some fun too!
    Chris


Great Getaways - Review of Waraji Minshuku (Amagiyugashima, Izu) - by Tracy

Ahh... the smell of Oden in 7-11 and Autumn Beer in the fridge reminds us that fall has (nearly) come. As August has given way to September, and September is giving way to October, I have nearly recovered from ..... The Visit. But seriously - my mom's visit was a pleasure and I got to see parts of Japan that I hadn't seen yet. Wanting to show my family the rural side of Japan I took them to a small, simple minshuku (a very simple Japanese inn) in Amagi-yu-gashima in the Izu Peninsula called the Waraji Minshuku. This out of the way place re-introduced me to the wonderful hospitality that I didn't know I had been missing.

The Waraji Minshuku is about an hour and a half by car from the Numazu Interchage, or a short bus ride from Shuzenji station. The Waraji, which is owned and run by a friendly middle-aged couple, is nestled into the countryside and perched on the edge of a beautiful river, with great views from the rooms. But don't let appearances fool you - not only are the owners very friendly, but the food (dinner and breakfast is included in the price) is fabulous. You can choose to have a special meal, which costs a little more, or the regular meals - we took the regular dinner and breakfast, which was Japanese-style fare, but in large portions and more exquisitely delicious than anything I'd had before. Even the natto was good at this place! Special meals include inoshishi (wild boar, which is famous around Amagiyugashima) and shika-sashi (raw deer meat). The owner's hobby is hunting, and the English website declares that the owner has a gun-license and "will try to shoot animals to eat". Itadakimasu!

Speaking of hunting - be prepared when you enter Waraji, for on display in the lodge-like lobby is Bambi. Or, at least, Bambi's twin; not to mention the adult deer head mounted on the wall, and various birds on display. Do not let this deter you. The Waraji is a truly authentic, Japanese place, and it is a great way to get re-acquainted with the warmth of rural Japan. While the owners do not speak much English, they speak very "foreigner friendly" Japanese, and they have an English website.

Price:7,900 yen per person, includes meals
Phone: 0558-85-2345
Website: http://www5a.biglobe.ne.jp/~waraji/


Driverfs test from Hell! (Part 2) - by Bradley Anderson

Being a big chicken, I took the bus from Numazu North station.
Finally, you get to the Center. Paperwork in hand, you go to the reception area which is open only from 9:00-10:30 and give someone your paperwork. He will thoroughly check it over, doing the same thing that the police lady did. Then after 10:30 he will interview you about the history of how you got your previous license.
Then you wait, again to take the written test. It's a ten question T/F test that seems like it should be easy to ace. You need seven correct answers to pass. If you passed, they will do an eye test and explain the driving course. We should count ourselves lucky as the Japanese applicants have a much more difficult, comprehensive test and a more difficult driving course. Then you go to lunch and wait again until 1:30 when they call you down for the driving test.

THE DRIVING TEST: It is a bit intimidating and despite the easy course, I was a bit nervous. There are some tips that I got from two very informative people that helped me through the test. And here are some of those tips for you:

1. DO NOT cop an attitude, display any kind of pride or confidence, nor ask any 'why' questions. Definitely don't laugh or joke around at all.

2. DO accept everything the staff/instructors/testers say like you are thoroughly interested, and have never heard it before.

3. If anything is explained in qualitative terms ('as fast as you want'), then err way on the side of caution.

4. If anything is explained in quantitative terms (i.e. 40kph, 1 meter, 'at the line', 3rd gear, etc.), remember/follow it exactly.

5. When coming to a stop, especially when turning left, edge over towards the left a bit so as to no allow any sneaky scooters get by. (Really)

6. When it comes to driving you'll be OK. It is supposedly on a point system, which they will explain. I think you start with 100 points, and lose 5-10 for various mistakes such as not turning your head enough to look over your shoulder, backing up to make a tight corner, etc. Some mistakes are instant fail, such as hitting any of the imaginary obstacles, or dropping a wheel off the road.

7. Do everything slowly, unflustered but not too confident, and exaggerate safety points, like mirror adjusting and using, looking and stopping, etc.

So that's about it kids. Once you've passed the driving test (you won't know right away) you get your picture taken, wait a bit, and then watch a 20 minute English video on driving safely (or sa-fu-ty do-rai-ba) as they are so fond of saying here. You'll turn in the video and get your brand, spankin' new license. Congratulations! It only took a day. By the way, this whole process only applies to Americans. Those Canadians and Australians have an agreement with Japan that allows them to skip the whole testing procedure. Lucky I guess. Sorry if I scared you for nothing.


Log On - XP Security - by Craig

Here is a security tip for XP users. Windows XP has two types of accounts and you can create as many accounts as you like. The two types are Administrator and User.
A computer running XP always has at least one administrator account. Administrator accounts have many privileges not available to ordinary user accounts. It is common for people to simply log on as an administrator when using the computer for everyday use, such as surfing the internet. This is not recommended because if you are connected to the internet and someone hacks into your computer they too get full access to your system and can do a lot of damage. It is safer to create a user account for everyday use while using the administrator account only for occasional administration tasks. Using this technique, if someone hacks into your computer they will only have user privileges which minimizes the damage they can do. Of course, using a user account doesn't prevent hackers from getting access to your computer. It only reduces the damage they can do. For protection against hackers, viruses and so on, you should use anti-virus and firewall software, such as Norton Internet Securities.


MEET LARRY:

Larry Wiebe
I like to think of Larry as FIA's version of the Godfather. Don't ask me why, I am not really sure. But it could be his impressive physical presence, or it could be the power he exudes just standing on the train platform slowly fanning himself . Or maybe it was the fact that he was watching "The Sopranos" when I bugged him for this interview. Here he is:

Hometown: Abbortsford, B.C., Canada. "Raspberry Capital of the World"
Hobbies and Interests: @I live vicariously through Conor and David. (So what are their hobbies? - Ed.)
Best thing in Japan: Summer Festivals, Ume-Shu.
Worst thing in Japan: The government, low door frames.
Best restaurant in Japan: Outback or Kua'aina. Hey, I'm a carnivore!
Favorite Japanese word: "Takadanobaba"
Favorite movie: Lately anything starring Philip Seymour Hoffman or directed by Wes Anderson.
Favorite music: Van Morrison, The Hives, Del Amitri, Pat Metheny.
Personal Goal: Save as much money as Andrew Lynch.
One book to have on a deserted island: "A Confederacy of Dunces" by John Kennedy Toole.
Most embarrassing moment in Japan: I tripped once.
Person I admire the most: This man in my hometown. Ask me about it.


Outtro:
Short and Sweet. Thanks to those who have contributed during my tenure as the "Editor" and to those who have read this fine publication. All the best to people in new jobs, and to people joining committees for the first time. Please keep the submissions coming, and look out for a new place to send them!

All the best,

Cheers, Chris

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